Do you have any idea who you’re talking to?
I’m an undercover superhero with a meth problem.
Technically it’s not a problem
it’s the source of my super powers.
I can fly around the living room
cursing the people at Social Services
in no uncertain terms.
I punched a hole in the door to the bathroom.
I drove Jeff’s truck into a pond
Now I ride a super DUI scooter
from episode to episode
bringing good cheer and cheap malt liquor
to the masses.
You think you know me
but all you really know is my mask.
Let’s not get carried away
Just sit down.
Or don’t sit down.
I don’t really care.
Look, you’ve got some objections
and I know that this is valid.
There’s not really
at it’s heart
a disagreement here.
Sure, it’s a disagreement
but our views aren’t that far apart.
Views as in perspective.
It’s not like I think you’re wrong.
It’s just that I disagree.
Yeah, no, it’s not like a fight.
It’s a difference of opinion.
Both are valid.
This is just what we think.
Each of us