Do you have any idea who you’re talking to?
Do you have any idea who you’re talking to?
I’m an undercover superhero with a meth problem.
Technically it’s not a problem
it’s the source of my super powers.
I can fly around the living room
cursing the people at Social Services
in no uncertain terms.
I punched a hole in the door to the bathroom.
I drove Jeff’s truck into a pond
and lived.
Now I ride a super DUI scooter
from episode to episode
bringing good cheer and cheap malt liquor
to the masses.
You think you know me
but all you really know is my mask.