Do you have any idea who you’re talking to?

Do you have any idea who you’re talking to?

I’m an undercover superhero with a meth problem.

 

Technically it’s not a problem

it’s the source of my super powers.

 

I can fly around the living room

cursing the people at Social Services

in no uncertain terms.

 

I punched a hole in the door to the bathroom.

 

I drove Jeff’s truck into a pond

and lived.

 

Now I ride a super DUI scooter

from episode to episode

bringing good cheer and cheap malt liquor

to the masses.

 

You think you know me

but all you really know is my mask.

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~ by bracketbracket on July 26, 2016.

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