Hammerallia

There ain’t nuthin you can’t fix with a hammer.

Car running a little rough? Take the ole ball peen to the block and all will be well.

Framed photo of mist on the Adirondacks a bit off of true? Smack subtilely with a rubber mallet and all will be well.

Fridge on the fritz? Whack it upside the head in time to the opening theme of “All Things Considered” and all will be well.

Making tacos? Smack that cheese. Wail on that beef. Splatter salsa all over the counter, and for good measure, pound down to powder that corn tortilla, . . . and all will be well.

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~ by bracketbracket on February 14, 2009.

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